Our fortunes have changed lives. Even our very own human intern has begun spontaneously writing music since coming into contact with us!

Below are humans who have been so touched by our prophecies they donated their hard-earned, disgusting, vile money to us so we can have it and use it (right side) or they have helped with this site’s functionality in another way with or without their knowledge (left side):

  • C. McCulley

  • Anonymous

  • Anonymous

  • Basil

With what sense do we come to know the future?