Q: Why have I found a sticker/poster with this web address on it?
A: We have various Volunteer Advertising Specialists! From New York, New York to /Bethlehem, Pennsylvania we have wonderful professionals helping us spread the word to humans like you.
Q: I need to tell you something: How can I do that?
A: This webpage
Q: Are these fortunes for real?
A:
Q: What is an Emotional Visualization?
A: The Emotional Visualization System is the creation of the octagon. It’s very easy to explain to other roaches but has been proving more difficult to explain to humans. The system is designed for roach usage and enjoyment. We input a small amount of Starter Data regarding a particular human then, the system connects to the internet’s nearly endless sources of human cultural items. To employ a human metaphor, it is a snowball of human data rolling down a snowy mountain of human media growing into a larger snowball while picking up like snowflakes to create a roach-friendly encapsulation of a human’s inner word. We hope this clears things up.
Q: If you are roaches, how are you using a computer?
A: Originally, each of us would replace the use of one human finger on a human keyboard and we typed as effectively as the average 364-week old human. Now, we have conveniently been able to add Intern to our team. Assuming Intern does not step in front of an approaching uptown C train, this will be the new system.
Q: What’s going on with the video game?
A: You humans like games. It’s a game. Please stop sending us this question. Don’t you humans like games?
Q: How does this website work?
A: roachprophets.net/behindthescenes
Q: I have been understandably very upset by what I have seen on this website.
A: That is not a question but we will assume in your upset you have forgotten the format of a Frequently Asked Questions page.
Q: Are you related to the band “Cockroach Prophets”?
A: No, definitely not. We should have done a preliminary google before we used some human commerce to procure this website. (Our bad.) However, our site and all connecting pieces is “roachprophets.net” and pronounced verbally as “roachprophets dot net”. So there should not be any confusion with these human musicians who are unaffiliated to our work but to whom we wish the best.
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