welcome backstage

hello!

good on you for finding this!!

this is the ONLY out of character part of this project (excluding the contributor list). i know what you’re thinking: “now what if it’s NOT?? what if this is a ruse???” first of all, good instincts because frankly, i love to lie and deceive in the name of art or whatever but i swear i am being serious this time. 

thank you so much for your visit(s) to my little theme site (a genre of website i made up to try and explain roachprophets.net as part theme park attraction and part website) and especially thank you for exploring deeply enough that you’ve found this little note. if you keep exploring within this project there is much more to find. 

thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you

-maddy rolon

p.s. purchasing something in the gift shop is not necessary to the experience. no part of this will ever be behind a paywall. the gift shop existing is, however part of the experience. who doesn’t love to browse the gift shop at an attraction? it’s part of it with or without buying anything.